In late-breaking election news, Non-Specific Action Figure has just announced he is entering the race in hopes of representing Nintendo in the Video Game President Election.
At a press conference earlier today, Non-Specific Action Figure confirmed with the crowd in attendance that his “body is ready” to enter the hotly contested field of Nintendo contenders, and reminded everyone that even when he’s doing nothing, he still helps us all. He closed the press conference exuberantly. With thumb fully extended in an upright position he heartily exclaimed, “Non-Specific Action Figure approves this message,”
Non-Specific Action Figure may be entering the race late, but he knows how to excite the Nintendo Party base.
He even has the endorsement of high-level officials within the Nintendo Party as Nintendo’s own Satoru Iwata told us that he thought Non-Specific Action Figure would do “the best job” as Video Game President.
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